belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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