I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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