The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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