Moan for me like Helen Keller
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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