let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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