dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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