I've blown a few things in my day
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Randomize
