So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
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