Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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