I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
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