Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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