just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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