with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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