She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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