Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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