Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
