Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
He uses pillows to masturbate.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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