I have demons in me.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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