Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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