i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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