Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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