Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
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Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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