hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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