singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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