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There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
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Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
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I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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