Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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