is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
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