Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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