Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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