I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
4 words: hood of his car
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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