I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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