fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Someone came in the potted fern
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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