New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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