Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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