Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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