More tranny stories later!
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
