Walk of Shame. In a state park.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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