I look better un-naked...
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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