i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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