I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
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i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
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for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
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