so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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