I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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