I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I'm really busy with my period
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