so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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