But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
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Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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