This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
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yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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