I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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