just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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