"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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