So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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