I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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