But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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