Whoa Z and x make the same sound
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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