physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
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Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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