respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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